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Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much

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  • The Businessman

    Anthony has the calculating mind required for business while never resorting to the cold Mr. Burns persona. Knowing how to get the best out of people is his specialty.
  • The Genius

    Jesse has a creative mind that spans just about every topic you can thinkof. He's the definition of Jack of all trades, master of one. A true master of knowing theanswer when everyone else is stumped.
  • The Linguist

    It's like knowing C-3P0 in real life. EV-9D9: "How many languages doyou speak?" C-3PO: "I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily—" Lyle truly has the mind of a programmer.
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    Meet Shalimar, the strongest link in the chain. She contributes the must have pieces to the puzzle, the part that that people make their first and quickest initial judgement on. The Art.